Q & A for women only!

1. . Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
   1. . Shoot him again.

2. . Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
   1. . When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose.

3. . Q. Why do little boys whine?
   1. . Because they're practicing to be men.

4. . Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
   1. . One - he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve around him.
   2. OR. Three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

5. . Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
   1. . Trustworthy.

6. . Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath & calling your name?
   1. . You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

7. . Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
   1. . Because not one will stop and ask directions.

8. . Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
   1. . To stop the snoring before it starts .

9. . Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
   1. . Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

10. . Q: What is the difference between men and women...
    1. . A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

11. . Q: How does a man keep his youth?
    1. . By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

12. . Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    1. . Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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