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      "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood."

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      "A happy woman is one who has no cares at all; a cheerful woman is one who has cares but doesn't let them get her down."

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      "Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget."

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      "Love and respect woman. Look to her not only for comfort, but for strength and inspiration and the doubling of your intellectual and moral powers. Blot out from your mind any idea of superiority; you have none."

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      "Men play the game; women know the score"

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      Old age ain't no place for sissies.

       Bette Davis

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      I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

       Janette Barber

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      Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

       Lily Tomlin

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      A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

       Carrie Snow

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      Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

       Laurie Kuslansky

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      My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

       Erma Bombeck

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      A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

       Rhonda Hansome

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      The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

       Jane Sellman

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      Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

       Cora Harvey Armstrong

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      The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

       Helen Hayes (at 73)

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      Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

       Jennifer Unlimited

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      Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

      Charlotte Whitton

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      Thirty five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

       Caryn Leschen

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      I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

       Jennifer Unlimited

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      If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

       Catherine

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      When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

       Kathy Buckley

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      I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I'm also not blonde.

       Dolly Parton

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      If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

       Sue Grafton

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      I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

       Roseanne Barr

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      When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another

      country.

       Elayne Boosler

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      Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

       Maryon Pearson

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      In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man if you want anything done, ask a woman.

       Margaret Thatcher

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      I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a

      career.

       Gloria Steinem

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      I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

       Zsa Zsa Gabor

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      Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

       Eleanor Roosevelt

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