Geography Of Women

  • Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
  • Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade - especially with countries with cash or cars.
  • Between the ages of 30 - 35 she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
  • Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
  • Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
  • Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
  • Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).
  • After 70 they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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