A WOMAN

Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
• Q. Do female frogs croak?
• A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

• Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
• A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

• Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
• A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

• Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
• A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

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• Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
• A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

• Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
• A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

• Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I LoveYou"?
• A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

• Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
• A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

• Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
• A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

• Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
• A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

• Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
• A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

• Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
• A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

• Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
• A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

• Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
• A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

• Q. Can boys join the CampFireGirls?
• A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

• Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
• A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

• Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
• A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

• Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
• A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

• Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
• A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

• Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
• A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

• Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
• A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

• Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
• A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

• Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
• A. Charley Weaver: His feet

• Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in
• A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh