Senility Prayer: God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved
body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand -
strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn
out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!"
My Philosophy on HouseKeeping
If you clean your house good before your babies are born, it should be good till they grow up and leave home.
IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN:
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure are privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
I have a new passion.
Your hands are moving all the time. Some people talk with their hands. "The founder of Essie Cosmetics, Ltd. is a savvy businesswoman with a keen eye for colour and a flair for names. Driven by her passion for a perfect manicure, Essie polish has become the brand of choice in fine salons and spas worldwide. Most people associate Essie with the ever-popular Ballet Slippers, a cult classic (pinkiest pink with white undertones) and a beauty blockbuster in every sense of the word." I think if you polish your nails once you will also love this nail polish as much I do.
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A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own even if she never wants
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