2008 pages to reading on A-woman
'The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff out of you!'
'Mum said all I have to do is give you puppy eyes and you'll feed me.
How'm I doin'...?'
'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'
'Think you're good, huh? Just wait till I sneeze.'
'I...hate....you....'
'Why are people so unkind?'
''Sup, Shorty?!
''BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! WAAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'
Kid....you're asking the wrong guy.''
'Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick...on the chair!'
'What?! I didn't.....I....I was just thirsty.'
'Go on - tickle me. You know you wanna.'
'Hey, did you take my Old Spice??
No, seriously....'
'Why did I eat so many cookies. Why?!'
'Weeeeeee!!!'
'He he he. I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So, like, I totally ate it.
Awesome. He he he.'
'You'd think that looking like a panda I would get a bit more attention around here. Hello....? Pat me please. Hellooooo??'
'[sniff sniff]....why don't they want [sniff] to play with me??'
Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent....... : )
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