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Is the Rottweiler the Right Dog for You?
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1. First find a baby.......2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.4.. The "paw slide" Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.5. Finally, if a camera is present, you wil l need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life! If you don't pass this along, a dog Will come out and pee on your computer!
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